LYRICS

One night in a cold sweat
I heard the call
So without fear and free from fright
I walked tall

As I crept the passage
Only just but faint
In and out of the central heating
It came and then went

Samantha Samantha dear
I have to be gone
Samantha oh Samantha dear
But ooh she slept on

Well I’ve itched a thousand itches
But this one tops them all
While crouched down with an ear to the ground
I saw the call

Springing up in disbelief
The suspension spilt
And peering in a bathroom mirror
Hung the men with guilt

One night in a cold cold sweat
I heard the call
So without fear and free from fright
I walked tall.

There were all sorts of funny faces being pulled
But mine was the funniest face (of them all)